Book 1 · The Galactic Zoo series
The Galactic Zoo
Greetlings, Earthlings!
We invite you on a tour of our intergalactic wildlife park, the best and ONLY zoo in this space quadrant. This funny rhyming picture book about aliens is as entertaining for parents as it is for their offspring.
Safety, however, is not guaranteed.
Look inside
Your guided tour starts here
Peek through the bars at a few of the residents. Each spread is illustrated in full colour and written in rhyme, perfect for reading aloud at bedtime (in your best tour guide voice).
The Hawkburr
Golden wings, a song that makes you weep with joy, and venomous fangs. Good luck getting a feather.
The Schmerkle
It hasn’t moved since we put it there. All it does all day is sit and stare.
The Binglybongs
They lie around in the trees all day, until they sneeze and fall out.
The Millibeast herd
Fifteen legs each, sweeping majestically across the plain. Their dance moves are just insane.
The Grumblesaurs
They shuffle about grunting and groaning. Last week one got stuck in a door. Again.
The big green thing
It comes to your house while you’re asleep, then decides to explode. Hiss, hiss, BOOM!
The rabbit
It may look just like a rabbit, but it’s the scariest thing on the planet. Mind the teeth.
Tour complete
Exit through the gift shop
There are more residents inside the book, and a few surprises we’re not allowed to put on the internet.
Why families love it
A bedtime story the grown-ups enjoy too
Written for grown-ups too
I wrote it for the parents reading it aloud as much as for the kids listening. You get the jokes they won’t notice yet.
Rhymes with rhythm
Bouncy rhyming verse that’s easy to read aloud and quickly learned by heart. Expect requests for “again!”
Big, bright creatures
Every page is a new alien to point at, giggle at and invent voices for.
Meet the residents
The residents, as game sprites
Every creature at the Galactic Zoo of Zorgon 7 has a name, and most of them have a warning. Here they are as 16-bit game sprites, all at the same pixel size.
Errol
After a packet of custard creams, he sits all day writing memes.
The Tallanoid
Has lots of fun munching on planes.
The Grumblesaur
Shuffles about, grunting and groaning.
The Schmerkle
All it does all day is sit and stare.
The Jingleblob
Really smelly, but makes super tasty jelly.
The Gasilisk
Floats about. Easily moved with a hoover.
The Technofly
Spends most of his nights out raving.
The Hufflesnuff
Eats a lot of sugar, then runs about all night.
More residents are being drawn. The Hawkburr has refused to sit still.
Book details
The Galactic Zoo
| Author | TJ Hayes |
|---|---|
| Series | The Galactic Zoo, book 1 |
| Ages | [X–Y] |
| Format | Paperback · Kindle |
| Pages | [X] |
| ISBN | [ISBN] |
Free activity pack
Six printable pages: a word search, an alien maze, design-your-own-alien and a colouring page.
Next in the series
Trevor the Emotional Lizard
Trevor first turned up in the Galactic Zoo and was far too interesting not to get his own book. He’s an alien lizard who controls the weather with his feelings.
FAQ
Questions about the book
What age is The Galactic Zoo for?
It’s a rhyming picture book for children aged [X–Y], written to be read aloud by a grown-up.
Is it part of a series?
Yes. The Galactic Zoo is book 1. Trevor the Emotional Lizard, book 2, follows one of the residents.
Can you visit my school or library?
Yes. I do readings and author visits. Download the school visit flyer from the Books page or get in touch through the contact page.
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